Another idea: what “big shot” sounding titles can I compose that are, in fact, accurate for my position? Global Advertising Liaison (quarter-pages ’round the world.) Associate Communications Director (In fact, I associate with them almost every day.) Associate Vice President (I associate...

Like the revered Yellow Surprise, I don’t think this is providing the promotional impact they intended. (From the Flickr page of Monica Smoot.)

While chatting with someone today, I quipped that I would like my business card to carry the title “Content Sniper.” And I would, really. Which led me to imagine, what are some other titles that might more accurately reflect the skills and mysterious chem that is, actually, about 75% of the...