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UFO H2O: It Came From Outer Space?

September 8, 2010
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I’ve been looking at strange bottled waters for years so why have I never seen this one? Government cover-up, I’ll bet! Available right now on eBay is UFO H2O, which [...]

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Keepsake Water for the Holidays

December 21, 2008

Available now at Sams Club, Merry Christmas Keepsake Water in 3 festive designs. These feature hand-applied crystals! And according to the website, “makes a delightful decoration for the holiday season for home [...]

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Angels they do thirst on high

December 18, 2008

A testimony to the mysterious, spiritual nature of water.

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BB#18: Walnut Grove Spring Water, or why we have ‘green fatigue’

October 5, 2008

Change water into wine, and you won’t have to change this brand’s packaging. I’ll bet this vino look-alike carries a hefty premium price for this luxe look, right? But wait… [...]

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Bad Bottle #18: Crayola Kocktails for Kids

October 1, 2008

Crayon flavored water, hmmmm. It appeals to something buried deep in my subconcious, the memory of gnawing on the colorful wax sticks and putting them into my mouth, despite being expressly forbidden [...]

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Bad Bottle #17: Somewhere faraway there breathes the soul of a copywriter

September 24, 2008

I don’t know where the site www.finewaters.com originates, but the enthusiastic writer/s certainly speak English as a second language. And how charming it is, their passion and enthusiam breaking the language barrier to [...]

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Bad Bottle #16: After the Pastry Water Comes Diet Water

September 15, 2008
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So you splurged on that Pastry Water. Maybe even a case or two. Not to worry, get back in line with zero calorie Diet Water. Just like regular zero calorie water, but with [...]

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Bad Bottle #12-15: You are what you drink

September 7, 2008

You can just cut the complaining right now about your weight, and stop asking if you look fat. Because I saw you swigging down that Strawberry Shortcake Pastry Water when [...]

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Bad Bottle #11: A Transparent Marketing Ploy

September 5, 2008

When faced with a myriad of choices in bottled water, heaven knows we want the one that’s safe. Seen in India by Flickr-er Chinita Jill, who reports that SAFE is [...]

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Bad bottle #10: Explosive design concept

August 19, 2008

I’m not sure I’d find this particular bottle of Unicef water refreshing. The label shows photos of unexploded ordnance that might be found in south Lebanon, including land mines and [...]

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