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Ducks Cheerleader Should Have Ducked

December 1, 2009

Will this water-bottle violence never end? (Our rule: Three observances equals a certified trend! Here’s the first and the second!) In the latest installment of water bottle as weapon, irate University of [...]

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Mysterious Fruits of Water: Marionberry

May 11, 2009

Now that consumers have deduced that bottled-up tap water might not be their best buy, marketers have responded with value-added flavorings that ostensibly de-commoditize their products. Now, many esoteric fruits of the [...]

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Bottled Water, Purity Personified

January 12, 2009

We shudder to imagine it… the leering, aggressive, dirty Earth forcing itself on the pure, untouched virgin raindrop, gently shimmering within its billowing white-clouded gown! We shall not allow it! Instead, we shall catch you, [...]

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